This semester I’ve been working as a Calculus homework grader – a job whose only form of entertainment is witnessing students’ ludicrousness. Below is an exceptional one. He turned in a pile of late homework on the last day of class, with some extra (i.e. unsolicited) comments about my intelligence on the side.
Finally, I am obliged to explain why he got a 38. It was 3 AM at the time – with me being tired, irritated, and tickled at once – so my savage sarcasm did not fully bloom in the comments. (What a pity. It couldn’t have been that much funner.) But I managed to sneak in some anyhow.
I could have easily bashed him a lot more , but doing so in the safety and comfort of my blog, without giving a chance to defend is just too cowardly (besides, the dining hall in closing in 15 min >.<) So I will just leave it here 😀